A local dog is wolfing down kibble as if the United States isn't in a goddamn economic crisis, Mitt Romney gets stick in an endless loop of uncomfortable chuckling, and a woman was oddly not leered at or harassed at any point in her day. It's the week of August 6th, 2012.

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